covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I am mentally ready for anal.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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