my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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