Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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