he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
