no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
