brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
