Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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