Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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