do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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