Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
