stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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