You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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