He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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