well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
