real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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