I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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