What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I understand Curling. That high.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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