just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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