My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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