I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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