my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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