are you still at the devil's house?
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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