is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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