Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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