Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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