Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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