i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
