After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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