He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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