awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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