love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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