NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize