Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
