im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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