This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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