i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
