weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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