If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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