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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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