New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Dick very happy bro
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