Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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