with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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