He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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