I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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