Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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