My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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