yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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