Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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