you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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