Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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