drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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