I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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