Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
