Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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