your thong is hanging out like whoa
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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