He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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