i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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